PATSY: One snap of my fingers and I can raise hemlines so high the world is your gynecologist.
SAFFY: I'm not gay. I'm sorry.
Eddie: Well break it to me like that why don't you. I guess it's not your fault really is it? Just your mother grasping at straws trying to find one exotic feature about you.
LADIES: this is 99% fat-free, non dairy chocolate sorbet. And it is amazing. It is very unfortunate that it's a San Francisco brand because it is saving my from death by Haagen Dazs.
And this is a lovely, lovely man. Whom I love.
"I wasn't born a fool. It took work to get this way."